Ok, I try to stay out of the tabloid news.
But I caught this on CNN, and couldn't resist looking at the video.
According to CNN, over a dozen officers served a search warrant at bad boy Justin's mansion (it's freaking HUGE).
Yeah, I thought so too, Justin has been doing a little recreational pharmacopia. But not so friends.
The search warrant was in conjunction to a vandalism complaint about THROWING EGGS. Evil mastermind Justin allegedly threw a large number of eggs at his neighbor's house, causing over $20,000 in damage. The fact that the damage was so $$ actually made this farce a felony offense.
So let's look at this, we have $20,000 worth of damage from thrown eggs. Really? How does one do $20,000 worth of damage with eggs? I mean Justin probably does NOT have the best pitching arm on him, ya know?
So we take a dozen officers in 11 police cars to search his mansion for 'evidence' that Evil Lord Justin was responsible for this heinous egg-throwing holocaust. I looked it up, according to online sources, the average LAPD officer makes about $34/ hour. If the search took only 1 hour, that racked up $408 in officer's salaries for EGGS. His mansion is probably 10,000 square feet, and probably bigger. You know it took at least 3 or 4 hours for those officers to clear the search, let alone the required time used to document the process.
Thank God LA is such a safe and utopian place that they can spare a dozen officers to battle the forces of Satan's own son Justin Beiber.
I know this probably reads really cynical and angry, but I'm laughing my ass off at this charade.
If I were Justin, I would say that Lindsay Lohan was responsible for the whole thing.....
Maeg.
