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Nothing like a dirty poem or two to get you through the holidays.



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Worth searching back through for this x)



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A few of the ones I shared for your enjoyment. None of them are original I am afraid and I could not find any credits for the authors online.

 

The Limerick is callous and crewed,

Its morals distressingly lewd,

Its not worth the reading

by persons of breeding

Its designed for us vulgar and rude.

 

There was a young Sailor from Brighton,

Who remarked to his girl "you've a tight one"

She replied "oh my soul,

you're in the wrong hole,

There is plenty of room in the right one"

 

There was a lady from Kew,

who said, as the bishop withdrew,

"Oh, the Vicar was is quicker,

and Thicker and slicker

and four inches longer than you"

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That was so much fun. Grats on the clever winners.

Here were mine, the first is not an original.

 

There once was a fellow McSweeny

Who spilled some gin on his weenie

Just to be couth,

He added vermouth

Then slipped his girlfriend a martini.

 

I knew a guy who was an old elf,

Who when playing lotro likes to touch hisself.

He draws aggro pew pew!

All over he'll spew

Now the button won't work for his stealth.



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Thanks to all who attending our Limerick night contest.

The winners were:

Derp, for the best limerick, although I cannot remember now what it was about....

Woodsmark for the best delivery 

Dadi, for the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of.   Ok prolly not THE most disgusting, but it sounds good.

 

Hope you all enjoyed your prizes.

 

Kinnies are welcome to post their limericks here......

 

Cheers

 

Maeg.



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