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Hello friends, 

For all of you who were with us for limerick night, you know Derp gave me a right and proper poetic pasting.  My pride should have been wounded, but the damn thing was just so freaking FUNNY that the only fitting response is to offer up my brother and current kin leader as a prize in an online social contest.

(disclaimer:  Derp did not agree to any of this, but should be constantly reminded of these terms, lest he have too easy a time in office)

A Dream Date with Derp may include but is not limited to:

-animal lubrication

-streaking with Tom Bombadil

-Derp reciting love poetry in the Black Speech of Mordor

-Derp waiting on you hand and foot

-Yak butter

 

Here is your question, first one to post a correct answer gets to plague Derp for their dream date.  But we should all plague Derp, because in Rare Breed, everyone wins!

(disclaimer:  Derp does not win in this particular case)

 

the question is:

Legolas was given a bow by Lady Galadriel upon the fellowship's departure from Lothlorien.  What was the bow strung with?

 

Let the mischief ensue....

 

Maeg.

 

 



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Way too easy ... and I want nothing to do with dating Derp ...

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oh my, that was way too easy.  

...and since you have (wisely) conceded your prize, you shall be honored in the fashion of the nature of this contest *hands Dadi the Blessed Toilet Plunger*

 

Sooo, since this is such a fresh posting, let's make it WORSE.

Who can come up with the most interesting/wrong/amusing thing to do on a dream date with Derp....

 

Let the madness continue and intensify ;)

 

Maeg.



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Hmm is Hobnanigans still up?

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buncha sissies....

 

LMAO

oh well, social contest closed, look on forum for Derp posting of my public execution and/or flogging.

I hope he does the execution before the flogging.....

 

 

Maeg.



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Damn I missed it!

We'd start out the night with a jaunt through Rift, followed by some Lameldon fishing. We'd complete the evening toilet papering every kinnie house in the neighbourhood. If there is time we could herd the shrews from spring fest over to Maeg's house and watch the entertainment with horrified delight (sans  lube).

A lady knows how to have a good time.

 

 

 



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I thought for sure it was tightly strung with Galadriel's thong--a little somethin' to remember those wild nights in the "Golden Wood".  Guess I was wrong.

 

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Clearly Maeg has too much free time, and has now incurred my wrath by awakening me from my slumber.

Maeg has a strong love for Essences of Vitality...particularly the purple ones.  Please send him as many as you can spare.  Hunters are squishy, and they don't come any squishier than Maeg, so let's beef him up a bit!!!

 

Remember Derp 3:16, brother Maeg.  ;)

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Sheesh man, no wonder you never get a second date.....

Hell a squishy elf like me (full of vit [or shit]) seems to do better than that....

 

 

...just saying...

 

 

 

Maeg.



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