Know those mushy friendship poems? This isn't one of them.

[Hafwen Elfling]

1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get pished and plot revenge against the bastard who made ye sad.
2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.
3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When ye are scared -- I will take the pish oot o you every chance I get, until you're NOT.
5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until YE STOP WHINING!
6... When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words .
7... When yer sick -- Stay the f*** away fae me until ye are well again.I don't want whatever ye've got.
8... When ye fall, I will laugh my heid aff at you, you clumsy arse,.........but I'll help you up.
9... This is my oath.... I pledge it tae the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
Because you are my friend.
Friendship is like pishing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth

[Maegilthalion]

Hmmm should I read this in the manner of Sean Connery, or Groundskeeper Willy?
Both?

;)

Maeg.

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How about 'Reaper's Ballad'

[fiddlebom]

How about 'Reaper's Ballad'